You don\’t need ab workouts! Instead of doing real exercises to try and strengthen yourself the old-fashioned way, check out these 5, totally-viable, completely-not-ridiculous ways to replace them for good.
#5 Great Abs Are Out of Style.
What, you didn\’t hear about it? Yeah, no one is really doing those ab workouts anymore, because no one really gives a crap about lean, nice abs. It\’s all about belly flab nowadays — rockin\’ that beer belly is the surest way to self-confidence and romantic success. Maybe we\’ll bring back the lean, toned look one day, but for now, eat on!
#4 You Don\’t Really Notice Extra Fat, Anyway.
Yeah, fine, we gain some fat — but who has ever heard of anyone\’s body \’placing\’ that fat in an unfortunate place? I know we just chatted about those pot bellies above, but really, it\’s not a big deal, because our bodies figure it all out and send the fat to places that never really see the light of day. So just eat away and don\’t really worry, you\’ll be fine!
#3 Are You Serious? The Beach?
I know people talk about \’beach bodies\’ and getting in shape for the summer and all that, but really, come on. Who even bothers with the beach tomorrow. I think that if you take my word and just drive by any random beach this summer, you\’ll find that it is very much empty, not full of anyone with a toned body or a sculpted physique.
#2 Buy One Of Those Electrode-Based Machines.
You\’ve seen those ads on TV, right? You just strap some electrodes to your stomach, turn on a noisy box with a bunch of wires poking out of it, and — if these ads haven\’t lied to me — start losing all that stomach fat immediately! You don\’t have to break a sweat or burn any calories, because a machine apparently does it for you! Goodbye all other types of workouts!
#1 Aren\’t Diet Pills Just the Best?
Hey, diet pills have always worked, right? No one has ever gotten addicted to them, realized half of them are just sugar pills, or that the other half of them are wonderfully dangerous for your bodies and your health? Nah, no way! Pop those dangerous pills and bid \”adieu\” to those annoying crunches, right?
If you still want a well toned body, you better start doing a good body workout on a daily basis. Zuzana\’s workout videos at Bodyrock.TV will guide you through the process of obtaining the results you desire.